20070131-Fly Swats

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They can’t swat flies on bended knees.
They have created these laws and fees
for thieves in the night where they lurk.
Hurting our heart or neck won’t work.

We won’t be stilled with ball and chain.
We want nothing: money or fame.
A true believer is revealed.
A blessing means forever sealed.

Created a poem of two, four-lined stanzas with eight syllables in AABB pattern.

Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

Spam-Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:53:23 -0800

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Allen Thompson <allenthompsom14@hotmail.com> wrote:

From: “Allen Thompson” <allenthompsom14@hotmail.com>
Subject: YOUR ASSISTANCE IS NEEDED
Date: Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:53:23 -0800

Dear Sir/Ma,

I Need your Assistance to transfer to overseas (£10,000.000.00) Ten million
Pounds) from a Prime Bank here in UK, I am seeking a reliable and honest
person who will be capable and fit to provide either an existing bank
account or set up a new Bank account to receive this fund, even an empty
account can serve this purpose, or you help to seek an honest and, reliable
businessman who can assist us.

I am Allen Thompson an accounting Manager in Prime Bank here inUK, during
the course of our auditing I discovered a floating fund in a domiciliary
account opened in the bank in 2000 and since 2004 nobody has operated on
this account, after going through some old files in the records I discovered
that the owner of the account who is a foreigner died without any traceable
next of kin hence the dormant nature of the account and if I do not remit
this money out urgently it will be rechanneled into the bank’s reserve.

I suggest we start the first transfer with Five million Pounds [£5,000.000]
and upon the successful transfer of the first £5million without hitches or
disappointment from you I shall re-apply for the remittance of the balance
of the fund to your nominated account.
I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money cannot be
approved for a local account here and I am not supposed to be in possession
of such amount of Pounds, but the fund can only be approved to any foreigner
or into a foreign account.

I suggest we meet face to face to get acquainted, as the fund in question is
a large one before we commence with transfer. I need your full cooperation
to make this work fine, as I will use my office to see that the transaction
is hitch free and I will use my office to ensure that this transaction is
accomplished.

Should this meet your interest, do get back to me with you contact details
so that I will have you briefed more about this transaction.

On the conclusion of this business, you will be given 25% of the total
amount, 65% will be for me while 10% will be for expenses both parties might
have incurred during the process of this transaction.

Best regards

Allen Thompson

Spam-Sun, 28 Jan 2007 20:08:44 +0100

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Lottery Company uk <americaeurolottery4@web.de> wrote:

Date: Sun, 28 Jan 2007 20:08:44 +0100
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To: ukjulia026@yahoo.co.uk
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20070127-Holy Wrath

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My holy ‘Babel’ has misled.
The sheep people seek what is read.
The dead god of the Elohim-
My holy ‘Babel’ is alive instead.

Wrath of god cannot be contained.
Mere words cannot be explained.
God father provides dog fodder.
Wrath of god can be retrained.

Two poems of four stanzas with eight syllables each in AABA pattern.

Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.

20070126-Rambling On

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I am not like the others.
I feel weird.
I hate the way I look to the world.

My latest interest is weird stuff over the internet.
Reading articles from various sources make my brain hurt.
Thinking too much keeps me from being dull minded.

I wore itchy, stiff dresses when I was younger.
I hide behind ugly cloths like jeans and rubber shoes.
High neck clothing, especially my favorite cotton, keeps me warm.

I prefer cold climates.
My system loves to bundle up under cotton bed sheets.
Hot climates make me irritable.

I do not feel comfortable around crowds.
I hate people and smelly things.
A noisy environment is not always tolerable.

I love parakeets and cuteness.
Nature, compared to people, makes beautiful sounds.
Nature is not mean to me either.

Strangers have told me I am different.
I remember that dark guy with a left lazy eye.
He was ugly.

We met at a department.
He said I sat differently.
I had my right leg tucked under my left leg.

I do walk differently but with an athletic stride.
Other co-workers tell me the same.
I know they talk about me.

I read of angels in training.
I am here to find myself and other like myself.
I have no real friends.

I believe my friends are here with me somewhere.
My closest friends seem to be my current parental units.
I live with my parents, by the way.

My ’Onion’ is close by but has a new life.
He seldom visits us in our old age.
I wish to move far away from these people.

People misunderstand me.
Perhaps, they treat me like a young person.
My behavior is quite immature.

I feel old yet look quite young.
I feel comfortable around older folks.
And I learn tolerance from my environment.

I cannot hear well too.
My expressionless face means I did not understand speech well.
Therefore, my listening ability is limited.

Speaking through my blowhole is also my limitation.
The words get stuck in mid-thought.
I loose my voice after a few minutes.

My eyesight is poor.
I wear eyeglasses since elementary school.
Contact lenses are too drying while working in front of the computer.

I have allergies, mostly dry skin related.
Moisture from skin products and water helps though.
I have food allergies but take whatever makes me happy.

My teeth and bones are hurting.
I sleep more often.
I dream in colors too.

My strength is written communication via this blog account.
I suppose my purpose is to teach and share of my uniqueness.
I do have artistic and musical talents.

I am always bored.
I distrust people overall.
I love you all, though.

Second attempt at a long-head, soliloquy (completed around 01:30AM on 04/12/2007).

Copyright © 2007 by Fluffy von der Flynn. All rights reserved.