Last night, I joked to Maw. We were watching the `Cialis` commercial during the night. Obviously, televised commercials during those late hours are directed at old farts like us.
The commerical showed an older couple with gray hair. It’s encouraging sex between people who should no longer be making babies! The only time people should get together in bed is when they INTEND to make babies!
`When the moment is right…`
Be prepared for four hours of pain! There are some guys who actually go to the emergency because they can’t `relax` after ingesting this drug!
My God! Why are businesses encouraging activities that are detrimental to the health of people, who are supposed to be relaxing and enjoying each others’ company?
So I told Maw that if I were a 9-1-1 operator and I got a call from someone with a `pee-pee` problem, I would (in my fake Filipino accent) say:
`Just put ice on it! Man, aren’t you too old to be having sex? Stop it!`
That’s how I see it: Put ice on everything if it hurts, including painful teeth.

