Monthly Archives: August 2010

Spam-Tue, Aug 31, 2010 at 9:46 PM

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Greetings
1 message
From: James Ndlovu
Date: Tue, Aug 31, 2010 at 9:46 PM
Reply-To: james.ndlovu001@gmail.com
From: James Ndlovu,
My Direct Phone: +27 782 958 686
Email: james.ndlovu001@gmail.com

Dear Sir/Madam

With Due Honour and respect, I introduce myself to you for a better relationship. I am Mr. James Ndlovu, CHIEF AUDITOR IN ONE OF THE BIGEST BANKS HERE IN SOUTH AFRICA. Your contact is courtesy of Business online network via Internet as I decided to contact you for this beneficial transaction that is 100% risk free.

During auditing, verifications/investigations in our bank at the end of last Fiscal (financial) year, I discovered the sum of (US$18 M} EIGHTEEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS in a dormant account belonging to MR ALLAN P SEAMAN, a German international businessman who died along with his family in the November 5th, 2001 plane crash in Abidjan West Africa. Our investigations revealed no survival or NEXT OF KIN for claims as we have long been expecting someone to forward applications for claims as it applies to our banking regulations. Information / verifications from reliable sources confirmed that his supposed “NEXT OF KIN” died with him in the crash. Hence this is for your perusals.

However, I kept this information (SECRET) confidential within my jurisdiction To enable us submit claims and transfer this fund through trustworthy person Whom we shall present to our bank as the BONAFIDE “NEXT OF KIN” to the Deceased. We intend to credit this fund into any of your nominated (designated) offshore Bank account for investments. Meanwhile, all domestic arrangements for claims have been put in place awaiting your acceptance to participate. I will give you directives and all needed information as soon as I receive your positive response.

Kindly understand that we could not carry out this on our own as based on the simple facts that we are civil servants and secluded from operating foreign account and too, it will raise eyebrows on our side in terms of transfer being staff of the bank. Moreover, this fund belongs to a foreigner and demands same as next of kin to claim it. Hence your contact for successful operation. My colleagues and I has resolved to offer you 25% of the total sum as commission, we will invest 70% of our share in your country provided it is profit oriented. 5% of the total fund will be set aside to re-emburse all expenses to be incurred in the course of running this transaction such as telephone and other minor expenses. I am assuring you of a smooth and successful transaction provided you display maturity and observe Confidentiality.<

1. Can your account accommodate this fund in your local bank without government intervention or do you have an account outside your country where you may
Consider safe for this fund?
2. What are taxation in your country like as I desire a low/free tax zone?.
3. What are the interest rates on long/short term fixed deposit in your local Banks?
4. What other lucrative investments would you suggest as I intend banking, Real estate and hotels if they are good business venture in your Country?
5. Can you be able to make residential documents and purchase a house for me?
And my family to relocate and settle in your country after the transaction?

Kindly indicate your private telephone and fax number for more efficient
Communication. Reply to :( james.ndlovu001@gmail.com)
Looking forward to your anticipated urgent response. So I can give you a call

Best regards,

James Ndlovu?

Partners’ Strengths

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Like any marriage (or mortgage for some egos), partners are committed to each other. Business partners, in particular, are strong when each interested party (or entity) `stays the course` or at least `keeps the peace`.

That’s how I see the political arena, big brother government, fascist police states and other labels associated with unity, socialism, communism, and pals. While I don’t always agree with their ideology and suppression of creative expressions of freedom in the forms of life and happiness, it’s all good to go.

On chapter ends, another page is turned and onto a new book of life. That’s how I envisioned everything – harmonious with death and dying. The provocateurs just love stirring God’s soup into a mash of goo, however. It gets really frustrating when too much dis-information confuses the truth. All I know is that one weak link will break the chain of oppression. Brouhaha!

Code 311

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Ever since I started working this temp job from hell, I can’t watch anymore Obama speeches live on televised cable programmings. Instead, I can watch via YouTube.com. Amazingly enough, the total views of this video reads as : 311! I `printed the screen` at exactly 0:11 minutes into the video and then pasted the image onto MS Paint and saved it as a .jpg file. Here is the image:

The End of the Combat Mission in Iraq

The End of the Combat Mission in Iraq

You can watch the video titled: `The End of the Combat Mission in Iraq` by whitehouse.

August 31, 2010

President Obama announces the end of the combat mission in Iraq and discusses the future of the U.S. commitment to helping build a stable Iraq in an address to the nation from the Oval Office. August 31, 2010.

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A few minutes ago, I tuned into that Bill O’Reilly show on FoxNews. Thank goodness I work because their noise, much like CNN and other cable shows, gets on my nerves. Anyway, these fools criticized the video from the way Obama spoke to the way he held his hands not as `wide unclasped` but as closed:- This is similar to the way I hold my hands together while at prayer during morning mass – in intertwined fingers and in front of my solar plexus.

Honestly, I see nothing wrong. It all sounds good to me. It’s just that’s how most presidents go down. They do their best but because of that one-eye pyramid symbol these political servers are prevented from being perfected and only unto God, Allah, Buddah, Brahma, etc.

20100831-Noticing Numbers

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For the past few days, there have been some double-digits. Again these would appear on our atomic/wall/oven clocks as well as on my speedo/meters as eights.

This morning a gray-colored Acura entered into northbound 101 and in front of me. The last three digits of her CA license plate number read as : 133.

Unlike the 144 number that Mew keeps encountering, I get the three’s, which are odd numbers like me – an oddball of all sorts.

Cute Guys

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Well, around 5:30pm, I was busing myself with work. I noticed one guy was making paper noises near the printer area off to my right side. He had on a VERY light blue, long-sleeved shirt on. As he headed out the back door, he turned to look into my direction!

Yeah, right! Unfortunately, I don’t sport a heavy rack to make heads turn. As a matter of fact, I cover-up all the way up to the neck. For you see, this mostly Asian company is conservative. And I happen to wear conservative clothing of gabardine slacks and normal tops.

I barely caught sight of his momentary stare. What I saw was his straight, scruffy hair, slightly layers, light brown and the kind I could run my fingers through for good behavior. I like that image – so young, so clueless.

Yesterday, a tight-bodied, short-version of a George Michael (with mirrored sunglasses, six o’clock shadow of a beard and tight dark gray clothing) held the upstairs door opened for me. Hahaha! I love these guys! They’re unusually unique.

Oh! And yesterday, a new worker was introduced to the group. He looked like a Hispanic but is really an Asian Indian because of his last name. He goes by the name of John. That was easy to remember. If only I knew the names of the other cute guys, I’d be happily imagining bliss.

The guard downstairs seemed much quieter after I blogged about him a while back. It’s as if people at work really read my blog – or so I assume!