Since my sickness started on All Hallows Day, I’ve had this itchy feeling behind the back flap of my left nostril and somewhere on top where the Eustachian tube is located.

So, last night, I used DC’s zapper, which I placed on my neck on the left side – vertically to maximize coverage of the throat area. In a few minutes and thank goodness the batter was weaker so as to not cause severe burns, my itchy, dry feeling in that area is gone!

However, I’ve experienced post nasal drip during this morning’s 9:15am mass. The air was circulating downwind to my left nostril and I had to counteract the coughing spell with a Peppermint Lifesaver.

The mass was made more horrible in part by the singers (i.e. the old church lady with a high beehive of blond hair). She’s a VERY nasty German. Ack! And her singing is not the best. The microphone needs to be turned down or at least used to club the singers over the head for loud music!

I had to plug my ears during the ordeal. I wasn’t embarrassed to express my displeasure around tall, white folks. They were scary. Their skull structures are weird. Their hair styles are weird.

The whole place was teaming with un-singing, non-responsive robots (i.e. a group of Filipino with blond and red dye jobs.) Maw had informed them of donuts in the chapel and the tall teenagers seemed spaced-out. There was a darker-skinned Pinoy with solemn look behind a dark hooded sweat shirt waiting elsewhere in a solitary way.

Once again, the parish is teaming with reptoids and other crazy nutballs who are religious fanatics.

But I digress. I feel much better after zapping the cooties away. If only I could find a more powerful orgone device that would cause these entities to shape-shift, I’d be all the merrier. Maybe for once, the place will be made more “serene”.