Here is a quickie smack down on an inspirational article on “The Bro Code:”
- Get behind me Satan! No exceptions.
- Thou shalt NOT lie, even to a stranger.
- “You are my right hand [woman], Flynn.”
- Honor your parental unit(s) and their property.
- The game of love is NEVER fair for the fuglies.
- I hate Toyotas. The braking system sucks.
- Honesty is brutal, no matter how fugly your friend looks.
- I happen to belch. Am I in, bro?
- Payback is good.
- “[Hey, Flynn! I got this tattoo just for you!"] (Dumb-ass, jerk!)
- Is there an opposite word to “bro-mance”? Oh, its “wo-mance”!
- The “fist bump” has my initials “F” and “B”. Go figure, dudes!
- Yogi will be pleased to have “Mr. Piky-Nick,” a “basket case” over for dinner.
- When not sure about going dutch say: “I’m on a diet”.
- A fugly dude got kicked in the nads. She merely observed his pain.
- “The Silver Rule:” When it comes to survival, self before others. Women and children first, please.
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Addendum:
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Promises can be broken, such as defaults/frauds/scams on contractual/verbal agreements…