Waz up?

Scenario One:

Girl: “What cha doin? When are you coming home?

Guy: “I’m sorry, honey. I’ve got business that needs finishing.”

For example, Nazir was dating his co-worker, a newly hired subordinate in his department. He was married to a Filipina, who called many times during several evenings of his alleged “overtime” at work to find out/know his whereabouts. They are now divorced.

Scenario Two:

Girl: “How are you? When will I see you again?”

Guy: “Okay. I’ll let you know when everything is finished. Just hang in there. Then you can come over and will can talk some more.”

Here is a fine example of how Pete doesn’t actually “lie” outright but handles a “half-truth” with his usual script of positive outcomes. He, therefore, makes a good bro because he has kept the girl and other’s in the dark entirely. This is perhaps one way to avoid being busted and to protect everyone else involved in the business scheme.

Liars will continue to lie. Eventually the truth will always come out. Be honest as much as possible. But above all, claim ignorance and use clever cover-ups when cornered.

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3 thoughts on “Waz up?

    • I “pwomise” to take the Fifthbbft Amendment! So halp me Ceiling Cat!

      • You pass! You’re now an official LOLSpeaker!

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