Here is a quickie smack down on an inspirational article on “The Bro Code:”

• Get behind me Satan! No exceptions.
• Thou shalt NOT lie, even to a stranger.
• “You are my right hand [woman], Flynn.”
• Honor your parental unit(s) and their property.
• The game of love is NEVER fair for the fuglies.
• I hate Toyotas. The braking system sucks.
• Honesty is brutal, no matter how fugly your friend looks.
• I happen to belch. Am I in, bro?
• Payback is good.
• “[Hey, Flynn! I got this tattoo just for you!"] (Dumb-ass, jerk!)
• Is there an opposite word to “bro-mance”? Oh, its “wo-mance”!
• The “fist bump” has my initials “F” and “B”. Go figure, dudes!
• Yogi will be pleased to have “Mr. Piky-Nick,” a “basket case” over for dinner.
• When not sure about going dutch say: “I’m on a diet”.
• A fugly dude got kicked in the nads. She merely observed his pain.
• “The Silver Rule:” When it comes to survival, self before others. Women and children first, please.